Funny Baby Products

It's a mad, mad mad world. And crazy too! While surfing the internet I came across an interesting blogpost on wacky laws for children. This lead to googling a li'l more about wacky inventions and I stumbled upon the website of the Oracle ThinkQuest Foundation.
The site lists America's Goofiest Patents and totally absurd inventions. Some of the inventions are outright funny. Some useful but a bit dangerous. Some stupid and some plain non-sense. Thank god, these are purely patents and no geniuses have yet manufactured and sold them as baby products! I picked up three of the several listed that I most liked/laughed at. Mind you, the images here are actual patent illustrations and not artists' representation! Copyright for the info and images is with T.VanCleave

Baby Patter - This is a motorized hand that pats the baby to sleep incase he/she wakes up at night disturbing the parents' sleep.

Imagine your baby wakes up at night to find a hand and not you patting him!!!

Baby Cage - An oval shaped dome that will take an adult's weight and make sure you don't accidentally sleep on your baby!!!

Caging your junior so that you don't run him over! Yucks!!!

Diaper Changer - A flat plank, a torso barrier and feet clinger to make sure your baby can't move while you change diapers.

Arrest the li'l one to make sure diaper changing is not an ordeal!